13 HALLOWEEN JOKES
Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? Because he couldn’t find their bats.
What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand witch.
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscopes.
Why don’t mummies have hobbies? Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no body to go with.
How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
What don’t mummies go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What kind of streets do zombies live on? Dead ends.
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car? Buckle their sheet belts.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.