13 HALLOWEEN JOKES
Why did the vampires
cancel the baseball game? Because he couldn’t find their bats.
What do you call a witch
at the beach? A sand witch.
How do monsters tell
their future? They read their horrorscopes.
Why don’t mummies have
hobbies? Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.
Why did the Cyclops give
up teaching? He only had one pupil.
Why didn’t the skeleton
go to the Halloween party? Because he had no body to go with.
How do you make a
skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
What don’t mummies go on
vacation? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What kind of streets do
zombies live on? Dead ends.
What do you call a
skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
What’s the first thing
ghosts do when they get in the car? Buckle their sheet belts.
Which ghost is the best
dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why don’t ghosts like
rain? It dampens their spirits.
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How fun! Great for parents and teachers. :) Sharing on Twitter.
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